Yes, we have all seen out the 10 Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In
The University/Polytechnics Examination Hall, What about the types of
students you find in the examination hall?
Below is a list of the types of Students you find in an examination hall (In Nigeria).
1. THE GURUs
The
first on the list is the gurus, who are the gurus? this are the type of
student that starts writing immediately they are given the Question
paper and answer sheet. They don't stop until the Invigilator ask
everybody to submit.
Everyone knows them in their Department and
regard them as one of the brilliant person in class or the most
brilliant but they always end up with bad grades. (Only God knows why).
2. THE MIRACLE SEEKERS
Who
are the Miracle seekers in an examination hall? this are the Students
that did not read at all but still walk into the examination hall with
an assurance that manners will fall from heaven.
Most of this
type of Students will not enter the examination with micro chips but
will still write far more than the person they are asking from or
sitting with. (I Salute una Faith o).
3. THE PHONE A FRIEND CATEGORY
This
set of students depend fully on their friends and even enemies in the
same hall with them. Immediately the sitting arrangement is out, you
will see them going from desk to desk asking other students where they
fall.
Immediately they get to hear that the most brilliant
student falls in their hall, they limp for joy and of course they book
the space behind the student. (Chai, Una go good for Ultimate Search).
4. THE THIEVES
A
lecturer once describe this category of student as the smartest among
students this is because they manage to get their micro chips to their
desk no matter how strict the invigilators are.
Search them from
now till next year, you can never find anything on them yet, there are
loads of chips with them. (Deris God Oh!)
5. THE GIRAFFES
The
list can never be complete without this category of students. From the
start of the examination till everyone submit their booklets, Mr Giraffe
neck will stretch from one corner of the room to another. (I Hail o).
6. THE OLODOS
"Please
spell APPLICATION for me" No, i am not the one asking, it is a student
in his/her final year asking you to spell Application for him during a
GNS examination. (Bros, go learn trade o!).
7. THE PHOTOCOPY MACHINE
This
set of student can copy anything as long as it is on your answer
booklet. They will copy everything including your name, surname and
matriculation number. (Blood of Jesus!).
8. THOSE THAT CAME TO SIT FOR OTHERS
Do
i really need to write much about this category? They are in the hall
to write the examination for a friend who is sick or the person who paid
them to sit for them.
9. THE SU's
Yes, this category of student are the Mummy G.O's and Daddy G.O's who will mind their business throughout the examination.
Call them from today till next week they will not lookup talkless of answering you.
10. THE BIRO EATERS
All
they do is chew the cover of Biro or start eating biro all through the
examination period. (Shey na Hungry abi na another thing?)
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