1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for
everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount
of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God
why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of
money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad
things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I
wan pay ,let dem attend to me.
2) The Pen Borrowers: They are
always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very
dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to
identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur
pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.
3)The
I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last
person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking
8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u
blah blah)
4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't
obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the
bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or
manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed
there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for
queue.(God punish devil)
5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people
will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing
their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps
shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank Unclad,he go allow
u in.
6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip
for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb
questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another
one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.
7) The exile
men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2
years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling
them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for
these people
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