Thursday, January 1, 2015

10 Reasons Why Guys Engage In Pre-marital Sex

1. PEER PRESSURE:
This plays a huge psychological role in luring a guy into premarital sex. When the topic of straffing is raised either outside or here on NL, virgin guys like me tend to feel so left out like on a lonely island. And we begin to feel the pressure to join them by seeking a punny to bleep.This has also seen lots members loose out on #teamproudlyvirgin#. I hope we loose no one this 2015.

2. SUSPENSE:

when a normal libidinal guy sees a female silky lap and balooning bossom inside its clad, there mind sets into a movie mode. They begin thinking how their actors will kill the unseen bosses at the end of the movie. This can make the guy to start dropping lines and making advances towards the girl, eager to act out the movie. Please my guy, learn to switch on your descipline mode when face with such innuendo.

3. ADVENTURE:

Guys by nature love adventure. Thats why you hear some making new year resolutions to conquer at least 500 punnies in 2015. Hmm, king solomon dey hail oo!

4. TO KEEP THE GIRL.
Guys have this fear that if they don't bleep a girl they love, the lady might dump them for the bleeper. So they try bleep her to keep her. Smh... Hope you'll still keep the pregnancy.

5. AN EXCHANGE FOR A GIFT:
Though with some exception, but guys tend to see sex as a transaction. Sometimes, ladies feel a guy spends mindlessly on them. LIES!! Every normal guy tend to have a planned limit to spend on a girl. Once the limit clicks he start tabling demands for his own pound of flesh. Please ladies if you can't spend equally for a guy on financial bases, please don't demand or take much from him. He may cry foul.

6. SADISM:

Guys also are natural sadist. They love hearing a lady moaning their names in the feelings of pain and pleasure. Please bro, wait a little, your future wife is also a moaner.

7. POWER OF LOVE:

Now, should i call it love or lust? But onething is very sure, when a guy loves a lady and the se.xuäl chemistry is so good, at some points a desire to consummate the love via bleeping pops in. Please my guy, the feeling is no crime, you also be a man to those feelings.

8. TO IMPRESS THE GIRL:

when a guy attains the 8 or 20 inches amukuroto, or has read lots of books on how to give a lady 30 heavenly feelings per night, he automatically starts feeling like a superhero.. Bros, better keep those achievement and start sharing testimonies not tearing the girls' punnies.

9. CONSEQUENCE OF INDECENCY:

For every action there must be an equal reaction. I keep wondering if there is any positve reaction a guy expects from those indecencies. Please don't mind the +18. I'v not seen indecency respect any age.

10. A SEAL TO FESTIVITY:

Festivities like carnival, birthday parties, new year celebrations, Xmas, e.t.c. prove to be a tempting period for guys as they tend to make it memorable by sealing it with bleep. This Xmas I found my friend bleeping a girl, i just told him "bros you need Jesus". Have a premarital sexless 2015. Happy New Year

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